{"id":168,"date":"2025-11-05T04:18:17","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T04:18:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/?p=168"},"modified":"2025-11-05T04:18:17","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T04:18:17","slug":"horrible-bingo-elves-december-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Bingo: Elves &#8211; December 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>If you thought the Elf on the Shelf was a little creepy, imagine how much worse it would be if he turned out to be a genetically engineered Nazi supersoldier. In \u201cElves\u201d, Grizzly Adams is a disgraced former cop trying to stop fascist goblins who are trying to breed their way back to power!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\"><strong>December 10-11, 2025 @ 7 PM<br><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eugenearthouse.com\/\">Arthouse Theaters<\/a><\/strong><br><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/maps.app.goo.gl\/KSEjRAfgaqCwHZM17\">492 E 13th Ave, Eugene, OR 97401<\/a><\/strong>&#8216;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"ELVES trailer\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GLo795JFfpg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eugenearthouse.com\/movie\/horrible-bingo-elves\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.eugenearthouse.com\/movie\/horrible-bingo-society\">Tickets<\/a><\/h1>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought the Elf on the Shelf was a little creepy, imagine how much worse it would be if he turned out to be a genetically engineered Nazi supersoldier. In \u201cElves\u201d, Grizzly Adams is a disgraced former cop trying to stop fascist goblins who are trying to breed their way back to power! December [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":170,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"site-container-style":"default","site-container-layout":"default","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-transparent-header":"default","disable-article-header":"default","disable-site-header":"default","disable-site-footer":"default","disable-content-area-spacing":"default","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":171,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions\/171"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/horriblebingo.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}